BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER ON THE INTERNET, FLIST ( Read more... )

which is a damn shame because things have been awesome lately. Specifically, ( last night. )

there is NO place on this beautiful earth I would have rather been last night than San Francisco ( Read more... )

...I got boobfaced by a stripper. Go me!

Yeah, I was in San Francisco a few days ago, the consequence being that I have a cold and my throat is KILLING ME DEAD. We should go again, but clothed, okay ( Read more... )

To add to the list of shows in San Francisco I'm not going to see:

Gary Numan.
We Are Scientists with Art Brut.
She Wants Revenge with Placebo.

Fucking suck.

YES, PACIFIC! Oh yes, Pacific Ocean! Yes, Yes, Pacific Ocean ( Read more... )